Hieroglyphic Fanatic Pillows

Hieroglyphic skywriting.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Talk like an Egyptian

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'