Hieroglyphic Fanatic Gifts

Hieroglyphic skywriting.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Talk like an Egyptian

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'