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'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"The boss can see you now."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Gates of heaven