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"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Gates of heaven

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."