Hierarchy Hermit Gifts

'So how goes the old rat race, Hastings?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Free why-fi.”

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'