Hidden Fee Hunter Gifts

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

'Thought I'd run off a couple of resum?s while the boss is out.'

Stealth Taxman

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

'This looks like a good spot.'

Airline Charges

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

A prince in a garden

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

That was the introductory offer, the real price is down there somewhere

"Can you throw this away for me?"

Bag Men

"We'll take $10 off the monthly charge, but we reserve the right to slip it back in when you're not looking."

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."