Hibernation Heroes Gifts

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Welcome Spring.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Rain forest ends here.

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

The Hibernation Channel

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'