Hesitation Hobbyist Gifts

Procrastinator's Leap

The Hobby Store

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

Recombinant DNA

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'Gerald now does everything on his 'human transporter' - including mowing the lawn.'

Origami Ark

Voice Jail

Day 42 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

The Age of Innocence

Man sits on house.

Use no hooks.

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"So what did you take up during the lockdown, don't tell me. . . knitting!"

'Your husband a postman?'

Playing golf on a desert island

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'