Hesitation Hero Pillows

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Rain forest ends here.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Goalie Wall.

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Real men have facial hair.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

Mat Trick

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Two boys having a water fight.

Canadian Jesus

I love hockey!

Procrastinator's Leap

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Unpaid overtime.

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'