Hesitation Hero Pillows

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

Don't Take No For an Answer

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Rain forest ends here.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Goalie Wall.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Real men have facial hair.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

I love hockey!

Two boys having a water fight.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Procrastinator's Leap

Canadian Jesus

"We're being phased out."

Unpaid overtime.

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'