Habit Heroes Pillows

'I realise it's tough giving up smoking, but you only gave up an hour ago!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Rain forest ends here.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

A man working on a model airplane

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The Ten Resolutions

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

New Year's Resolutions

"We're being phased out."

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."

"I would have gone on a run."

"You know...maybe grinding your teeth isn't such a bad thing."

Sharing the bed - or not.

Ernie made a couple of new year's resolutions --- to cut down on his little fibs and to focus on building his career. Your new resume says you were a "Theater Director"? Sure, you remember I was an usher. "Experienced white collar worker"? My job at the dry cleaner. Ernie, you were never a "circuit judge"! I inspected electrical work. Well, at least he's keeping one of his resolutions, so he's doing better than most of us!

"I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?"

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

'I told my wife I'd give e-cigarettes a try, but I drew the line on e-beer.'