Habit Heroes Pillows

'I realise it's tough giving up smoking, but you only gave up an hour ago!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Rain forest ends here.

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

A man working on a model airplane

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The Ten Resolutions

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

New Year's Resolutions

"We're being phased out."

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"I would have gone on a run."

"You know...maybe grinding your teeth isn't such a bad thing."

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

"I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?"

Sharing the bed - or not.

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'I told my wife I'd give e-cigarettes a try, but I drew the line on e-beer.'