Habit Hero Pillows

Habits vs. New Year's Resolutions

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Rain forest ends here.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

A man working on a model airplane

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"We're being phased out."

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'