Hesitant Romantics Pillows

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid paints Stop sign

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Tunnel of Love.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Online Dating for Dummies

'What, not even a kiss first?'