Hesitant Romantics Pillows

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Old Love

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Heart is sewn back together.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.