Secretive Romantics Pillows

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'

Edgar Allen Poe

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

The Remote Olympics

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

My Life as a Troll

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

'I agree, Hadley, we've seen very little of each other but that's what I intended when I divorced you.'

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"I hit her on the head with my club! No reaction! I hit her again! Absolutely no reaction! I don't understand "the dating game" anymore!"

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Chips That Pass in the Night

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

"I like walks in the rain, old barns, and Edna St. Vincent Millay. Does that ring any bells?"

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Covid 19 Valentine Cherubs in Facemasks

Old School Likes

'He calls me 'Angelina' and I call him 'Brad'.'

Two strangers catch each other's eye whilst social distancing.