Heroics Gifts

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Keyworker

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Superman's laundry

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

Heroes

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

My dad is the bravest.

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Captain Tom Moore

Protecting Historic Landmarks

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

'Wasn't that Superman?'

First Responders Comic

Sword

"Quick Timmy, get help - Lassie's fallen down a well!"

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'