Heroics Mugs

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Keyworker

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Heroes

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

My dad is the bravest.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Protecting Historic Landmarks

'Wasn't that Superman?'

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Sword

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'

"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."