Holiday Heroics Gifts

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Nanny with children on leash

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Elevator

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Santa School.

Not a Creature was Stirring

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Aliens collide with Santa.

Arctic Caravan Breaks