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'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Couch and Potato

Gulliver's other travels.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Witch dice.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."