Hermit Haven Seeker Gifts

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Gulliver's other travels.

Couch and Potato

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"But am I happy? Very."