Heritage Site Protector Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Trump leaving

Introducing Piza Island.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Forget what?'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"See a trend?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Do something for the environment.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

Pasadena Playhouse War

Scot country dancing,

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Urban Expansion

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'