"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. If at some point that's no longer true, we will disconnect."
Help Center Staff Gifts
Searching for a gift to show appreciation for your help center staff? Explore our collection of clever and charming items designed to recognize their dedication and patience. Perfect for expressing gratitude in a lighthearted way, these products are sure to bring a smile and make them feel valued. Whether it's a mug for their coffee break or a t-shirt to wear proudly, find something that celebrates their vital role and adds a dash of humor to their day.
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
Not much money, glory, or praise
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
"Hey! Get back here!"
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."
"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."
Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'
"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."
Your call is important to us...
Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.
"I'll give you a moment."
"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"
"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."
"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."
"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"
Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.
Computer tech support sacred offering
You're so demanding, run it yourself!
'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'
"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."
'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'
'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'
Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.
"Hello... is that the help desk?"
Oughta reply
'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'
"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."
'Never mind what I'm wearing!'
Help Center Staff Gifts Collection
Help Center Staff Mugs
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Help Center Staff Pillows
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Help Center Staff Prints
Browse our art prints to celebrate and acknowledge the vital work of help center professionals with a touch of humor.
Help Center Staff T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts perfect for helping staff to wear their pride and sense of humor.