Helmet-wielding Commuter Gifts

Roadside monitor displays rapid heart rate in heavy traffic.

Touring Cyclist

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

Play Rush Hour

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Man on bike

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

Jungle Taxi

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'Trainspotters'

'I forgot my keys!'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'See - they always find their way home.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."