Hellish Room Reviewer Pillows

'I've got a shared room? What kind of hole is this?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"From this you make a living?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Special Place in Hell...

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

'I think it's most likely a situational depression.'

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

Antisocial distancing

Angel Puppet.

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'So where are you going?'

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed