Hellish Room Reviewer Pillows

'I've got a shared room? What kind of hole is this?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"From this you make a living?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Special Place in Hell...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

'I think it's most likely a situational depression.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

Angel Puppet.

Antisocial distancing

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'So where are you going?'

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."