
"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."
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"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."
"All we need is a plan to break in."
Jail Break
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'
"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."
"It's a setup."
"Don't get caught."
"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
"Keep it running."
'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'
"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"
Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"
"Oh, and a five and five ones."
"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."
'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'
Trapeze pick pocket
'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'
"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!
"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."
Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.
Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.
'Got the money?'
"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."
hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays
'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'
"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"
"You both take the exits. I'll take the front entrance, and Gary... he's our fall guy."
'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'
'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'
'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'
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