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"It's a setup."

"You both take the exits. I'll take the front entrance, and Gary... he's our fall guy."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Early Ram Raids

Night Deposits.

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

A Vegetable Plot...

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

'I just can't figure it out.'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

I'm not avoiding you!

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'OK, give him a shove.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.