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"It's a setup."

"You both take the exits. I'll take the front entrance, and Gary... he's our fall guy."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Early Ram Raids

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

A Vegetable Plot...

Night Deposits.

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'I just can't figure it out.'

I'm not avoiding you!

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

NutcrackersSafecrackers.