Heir To The Throne Gifts

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'

'Grandparents! This time last year I wasn't good enough to marry your daughter, but now I've fathered the brightest child in the universe!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'