Heir To The Social Throne Gifts

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Sloaney Pony.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Speed Dating.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Conglomerates

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

'A Chiswick Fete'

"I shall require many menservants."

"Even as we sit here, somewhere out there something is happening."

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Return from a Suburban Party

Center for Anger Management: Mad at Congress, Mad at Healthcare and Mad at Violence and Bullying.

"By not speaking up, you're no better than the bully!"

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

'People are so mean. The groom's right there but everyone calls that other guy the best man!'

'I warned you not to underestimate bourgeois morality!'