Heir To The Throne Mugs

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Grandparents! This time last year I wasn't good enough to marry your daughter, but now I've fathered the brightest child in the universe!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

My horse for a kingdom.

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'