Height Advantagers Pillows

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Ascent Attempt.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.