Height Advantagers Mugs

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Ascent Attempt.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.