Heel Advocate Gifts

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Covid and the Vaccines

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.