
"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
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"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
New Shoes.
Shoe addict.
"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."
Mister Pretty Shoes
"Do you do much walking?"
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
"Is this about your raise?"
"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"
Consenting Adults.
'They're bound to hurt at first.'
"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."
Shoe Repair and Pest Control.
"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."
Casting out the Shoe Devil.
'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'
'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'
'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'
The Hooligan.
'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
Horace Mann
'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'
Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.
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