Heel Advocate Mugs

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Do you do much walking?"

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants