Walking Advocate Mugs

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

The Ascent of Woman

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Inactivists"

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Mass Shootings Calendar

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Democracy Bleeds

"Move along . . . Go to your homes . . . There is nothing to see here!"

PRIDE!

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Horace Mann

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Snow Blind

Prosthetic snake.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Laurent Gbagbo

Shock Therapy: GOP passes gun control bill

Hillary Clinton