Hedge Perfectionist Mugs

Find the perfect mug for hedge perfectionists, featuring funny and charming designs that celebrate their love for pristine, well-shaped greenery—great for garden lovers to start the day with a smile.

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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"First time pruning?"

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Bullseye!

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!" mockup

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass." mockup

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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"Beware of God"

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You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers. mockup

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

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Perfection

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?' mockup

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees. mockup

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

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Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy mockup

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

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"It's called being preemptive."

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"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer." mockup

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

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'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?' mockup

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

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'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.' mockup

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

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Christmas Present Wrapping Service. mockup

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

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"You're welcome."

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"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death." mockup

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

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A tailor measuring a jacket.

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Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'. mockup

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

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"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..." mockup

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

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Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

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Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'. mockup

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

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"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..." mockup

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

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Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. mockup

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower." mockup

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

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'Must be Pandora's.'

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'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.' mockup

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

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"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine." mockup

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

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Hedge Perfectionist Mugs Collection

Hedge Perfectionist Pillows

Check out our fun and quirky pillows that showcase a hedge perfectionist’s pride—great for adding personality to any outdoor lounge or bedroom.

Hedge Perfectionist Prints

Explore artistic prints that celebrate the craft of hedge trimming and garden perfection—unique pieces for garden lovers and hedge enthusiasts alike.

Hedge Perfectionist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for hedge perfectionists—ideal for garden days or casual wear celebrating their meticulous green touch.