Hedge Enthusiast Mugs

"Beware of God"

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Too much cilantro

Bumble Bee

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."