Hedge Trimmer Aficionado Mugs

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Bumble Bee

"Beware of God"

Grass huggers.

"All our workers are working from home today."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Spring cleaning.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Keep off the Square.

'Where's the starter?'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Christmas.

Christmas 2020

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Men racing their lawnmowers.

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

Lawnmower racing