Grass huggers.
Hedge Trimmer's Nemesis Mugs
Start their day with a smile — our hedge trimmer's nemesis mugs feature witty designs celebrating the humorous side of gardening battles, perfect for coffee or tea lovers with a green thumb.
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
"Lovely dovetail."
"Beware of God"
Getting the Christmas Tree Home.
"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"
Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object
Maze.
'Must be Pandora's.'
'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'
Spring cleaning.
European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze
'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'
'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'
Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.
Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.
Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"
Money maze.
Topiary chicken lays an egg.
Christmas.
Christmas 2020
Never criticise his creative efforts...
Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.
Enjoying The Garden.
Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'
"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."
Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.
"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."
Wishing you a very happy christmas
Hedgehog Trimmer
What? I thought it would help us blend in.
"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."
'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'
Hedge Trimmer's Nemesis Mugs Collection
Hedge Trimmer's Nemesis Pillows
Find whimsical pillows that bring humor and comfort to any gardening enthusiast's space, showcasing their favorite ongoing battle.
Hedge Trimmer's Nemesis Prints
Discover vibrant prints that capture the humorous rivalry of hedge trimmers versus their nemeses — perfect for adding personality to any garden or home.
Hedge Trimmer's Nemesis T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts that highlight the comedic side of gardening, ideal for those who love jokes about hedge trimmers and their nemeses.