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What My Day Feels Like

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Better times ahead.

"Having nannies really changes you."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.