Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.
Heavy Metal Dreamer Gifts
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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
He kept up his guitar practise...
"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
Reese Witherspoon
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
Elvis Presley
Rainbow Quartet
Canadian film production
Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).
'What rhymes with D minus?'
Saxophone Player.
The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
"Which part are you reading for?"
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'
Steve Howe.
Marilyn's Rushmore
"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."
A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.
Heavy Metal Dreamer Gifts Collection
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