Guitar Dreamer Gifts

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"Did you or did you not remove a slip of paper from this flier without really intending to learn how to play guitar?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Steve Howe.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

I love my Uke.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Pink Floyd.

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."