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Heavenly Hotline Lover Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for the Heavenly Hotline Lover in your life? Explore our collection of witty and charming items that honor their love for heavenly themes and their creative personality. Whether they adore celestial humor or enjoy whimsical designs, you'll find unique presents that make them smile and feel truly appreciated.
"How can you be out of wings?"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
A woman playing a keyboard
"But what if this is all there is?"
'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'
God passing the time.
'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.
Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.
Angel Swing
The Assumption of Mary
"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"
Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.
'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'
"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."
The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.
Barber shop quartet
'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'
String Quartet
An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?
Angel with a halo nose piercing.
We have some good news and we have some very good news!
'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'
Just before The Big Bang
"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."
"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."
"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."
'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'
....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.
'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'
'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'
Visual Gag / A man in Heaven replacing the AAA batteries for his halo
"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."
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Heavenly Hotline Lover Gifts Collection
Heavenly Hotline Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of Heavenly Hotline Lover mugs—perfect for brightening mornings and making their coffee break celestial and fun.
Heavenly Hotline Lover Pillows
Check out our Heavenly Hotline Lover pillows for a cozy, whimsical addition to any sofa or bed, featuring divine designs that delight.
Heavenly Hotline Lover Prints
Browse our Heavenly Hotline Lover print collection to add a celestial, humorous flair to their home or office decor that sparks joy.
Heavenly Hotline Lover T-Shirts
Discover trendy Heavenly Hotline Lover t-shirts that express their love for all things heavenly with humor and style.