Heavenly Hotline Lover Mugs

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"But what if this is all there is?"

A woman playing a keyboard

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Angel Swing

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Barber shop quartet

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

String Quartet

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Just before The Big Bang

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'

Visual Gag / A man in Heaven replacing the AAA batteries for his halo

Heaven Has VIP

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'