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'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Jenga!!!

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Heavenly meetings.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"We only have the Bible."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'