Heavenly Hotline Enthusiast Prints

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Jenga!!!

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Heavenly meetings.

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"We only have the Bible."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'