Heavenly Horticulture Pillows

An angel waters a vine

The Busy Gardener

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Tree Identification Field Guide...

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'They gave thanks for a bountiful harvest? Their garden must've done better than yours.'

User friendly soil.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Gardeners

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Priest watering his wings.

"The garden is my résumé."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The happy gardener

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Heaven - under new management.

"You give up too easily, dear."

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'