Heavenly Horticulture Mugs

An angel waters a vine

The Busy Gardener

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Garden

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Tree Identification Field Guide...

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'They gave thanks for a bountiful harvest? Their garden must've done better than yours.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

User friendly soil.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Gardeners

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"The garden is my résumé."

Priest watering his wings.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

The happy gardener

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Heaven - under new management.

"You give up too easily, dear."