Heavenly Coffee Dreams T-Shirts

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Too Much Coffee Man

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Billy strip: bed pan.

Eye Opener

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Religion?"

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"Say when."

Snacks. Coffee. Early Retirement.

'You don't like your coffee black?! RACIST!'

'In what context do you mean 'Are you done?''

The Fountain of Espresso

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

Beware of Dog: Until he's had his morning coffee.

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

"I hope their dogs ate their homework. I'm too tired to grade it."

Holes: regular, black, with cream.