Heaven Humorist Pillows

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

'Somehow I thought it was somewhat different!'

'His is a sad story.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Pearly Gates Queue

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."