Heatwave Gastronome Gifts

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Keep Off The Hay

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Summer Berries

Intense summer sun

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'Don't they look silly?'

Gatorade!

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Fox Operated Fan

Environmental Clues

Ice cream van

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).