Heatwave Gastronome Prints

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Keep Off The Hay

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Summer Berries

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Intense summer sun

'Don't they look silly?'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Gatorade!

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Fox Operated Fan

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

Ice cream van

Environmental Clues

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"Humid today."